The Best Dungeons & Dragons Memes of the Week (September 9, 2022)

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    Outerwear - NPC hands me 30,000 gold in mystery bags mystery bags turn out to be other bags of holding and accidentally creates black hole Puts said mystery bags inside bag of holding accidental TPK with my ignorance
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    Font - biblioprincessdalian Follow I've never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like "smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables." You'd be like yeah that's some wizard shit. po
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    Chin - Me looking through the D&D classes, knowing full well I'm going to make another Hmm Barbarian PLAYER'S HANDON
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    Organism - DM: you see a bunny Druid: I try to pet the bunny DM: Roll Druid: for animal handling? DM: for initiative
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    Hairstyle - Players: So we decided our party would be a human barbarian, paladin, rogue, and bard DM: Sounds great! Do you each have your own character art? Players: Yup... mgflip.com/
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    Head - DM: kills the favorite NPC in a tragic scene Players: My first reaction was "wow, you did a masterful job pulling our heartstrings and investing us in your story. Truly commendable" My second reaction was "WHAT THE FUCK"
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    Cat - When you are facing a large group of enemies and you hear one of them say: "That's the healer! Deal with him first!" O OH NO O
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    Automotive tire - DET BRANDON SANDERSON WRITING BOOKS BASED ON HIS DND CAMPAIGNS I'm a stick ME MAKING CAMPAIGNS BASED ON HIS BOOKS
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    Photograph - I don't care what they say about lore I just want more monster girls ANAL
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    Automotive design - !!!!!!!! Rogues? barbarian barbarian Where we're going, we don't need rogues.
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    Cartoon - NU NEWS If you disrepect your patron you loose your power Swill That just sounds like cleric with extra steps.
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    Hairstyle - The party meets a large man in a trench coat His name is Ryse Krispee He's actually 3 kobolds They're named snap, crackle, pop
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    Font - DnD Logic: BODYLESS ENTITY THAT CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS ANGRY FURRY imgflip.com CAN BE BEATEN TO DEATH WITH A STICK. IMMUNE TO STICK DAMAGE DOESNT EVEN FETCHL
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    Carnivore - 81 he is rolling for damage on his breath weapon OY 12
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    Cartoon - The patron, stopping by for a casual visit The warlock, who broke their pact last session made with mematic
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    Font - * rendezvousing at a fancy party the party snuck in* DRUID: I just wild-shaped into a cat and wandered in through the cat flap. ROGUE: I just forged an invitation. CLERIC: I had to charm some guards with the wizard to get in... *WIZARD nods* *the party looks at FIGHTER* FIGHTER: What? I just told the guy I lost my invite. WIZARD: and that worked? FIGHTER: no, but while I was saying that I lost it, the guy behind me said he had found one and gave it to me.
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    Vertebrate - 0-0 WHEN YOUR PLAYERS DON'T LOOK AT YOUR SETTING BEFORE MAKING THEIR CHARACTERS
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    Font - Player: I want to play a chaotic neutral aarakocra wizard who- DM: Just tell me what character you're copying. Player: Daffy Duck from the "Behold the Wizard" music video. made with mematic
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    Photograph - I'm a Lizardfolk, what are you? Accepted will respect your body and flesh till you die imgflip.com BERDU I'm a Human After that it gets difficult
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    Organism - YOUR LAST 4 CHARACTERS ARE COMING OUT TO GET YOU, WITH INTENT TO KILL. YOU CAN ONLY CHOOSE ONE OF THEM TO PROTECT YOU. THEY ARE ALL ON THE SAME LEVEL. imgflip.com HOW SCREWED ARE YOU? T
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    Forehead - made with mematic Making Warlocks lose there powers after betraying their patron The Patron takes the Warlock to arcane court for breach of contract
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    White - i love my paladin powers but i sure do love my... but i don't want to uphold my oath VATHBREAKER POWERS
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    Cartoon - ☐ I'm so good at patroning SARMORLON The PC who became a Warlock to defeat the BBEG The BBEG who just so happens to have the same patron

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